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The Cow Chronicler™
Wherever the cows are

Bio: Funstigator. Farmer aka "real person". Raised by cows so that's probably why I eat like one. I'm worth a follow about 50% of the time. If you choose not to keep up with me, you may miss out on some of the worst jokes and one liners you'll ever read. And what ruins a date faster than dropping one of my lines? Ordering a salad. Never order the salad. Hakuna Matata, betches.

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